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What's Trending?!

What’s Trending?!

Halina Laswell October 24, 2025

With the fall and winter weather on the rise, so are new trends and fun new clothing. Summer ends with a chill, carrying us into fall. We put our tank tops, shorts, and skirts aside to make space for our...

CAVA Food Review

CAVA Food Review

Jenna Olanday October 23, 2025

In today's world, quick and healthy dining options seem to be the new craze. This is CAVA. Built for convenience, it has quickly secured a top spot in the fast-casual food industry. Known for its Mediterranean-inspired...

Cover art (self-portrait) for 'sleep with a cane' by Klein; courtesy of Parkwuud Entertainment.

The No-shapes of Klein

Jack DeBoyace, Editor-in-Chief October 22, 2025

In Stella Wong's poetry collection Stem, a suite of "dramatic monologues" provoke and invoke a murmuration of femme electronic musicians, a motion towards future canonization. "The best // things to score...

Crumbl Cookies: The Latest Lineup

Crumbl Cookies: The Latest Lineup

Natalie Berndt and McKenna Lynch September 30, 2025

Who doesn’t love Crumbl Cookies? Started by two cousins, Jason McGowan and Sawyer Hemsley, the trending cookie company blew up in 2020 during the COVID pandemic and has been an internet sensation ever...

Alani Review

Alani Review

  Every classroom you now walk into, you can spot at least one energy drink on a student's desk. Brands like Alani Nu are becoming popular amongst students; energy drinks are taking over the nation...

Current Hits Review

Current Hits Review

Halina Laswell, Hayley Byrne, and Shannon Dougherty September 24, 2025

    New finds this week In the many genres of music, they all tie together in a list based on streams and digital downloads known as the Billboard Hot 100.  People...

Cover art by Eddie Mandell and Chase Shewbridge.

Model/Actriz ‘Pirouette’ Into the Club

Jack DeBoyace, Entertainment Editor May 9, 2025

On the prelude to Miley Cyrus’ forthcoming album Something Beautiful, the pop icon puts on her best impression of Laurie Anderson— though not absent her sultry, Southern drawl. She waxes poetic on...

An order from Taco Bell.

Taco Bell Review

Logan Swieringa, Lila Eddy, and Parker Swaney April 1, 2025

Taco Bell has become a go-to dining option for many high school students, and for good reason. With its mouthwatering menu filled with bold flavors and creative combinations, it has easily become one of...

Retro Renaissance

Retro Renaissance

Addison Burleigh, Staff Writer March 10, 2025

As we are propelled into a future of AI assistance, Cybertrucks, and major iPhone releases with seemingly minor differences, cultural pioneers from Gen Z are harkening back to the nostalgia of their parents’...

Flume, Skin, Future Classic, 2016

Top 10 Songs for the 2010s

Juliana Carney, Emelia Orrok, and Halina Laswell March 5, 2025

Looking to relive the golden years of music, also known as the 2010s? In this article, we’ll be providing you with our top 10 for the 2010s, the perfect additions to any summer playlist.   1....

The Unexpected Rise of Morgan Wallen in Country Music

The Unexpected Rise of Morgan Wallen in Country Music

Eric Jensen, Staff Writer February 24, 2025

Few artists in music command larger crowds and ovations than Morgan Wallen, the country music sensation who has taken the country by storm in the last decade. Wallen has broken scores of records in his...

Kendrick Lamar posing with his five Grammys for "Not Like Us," his diss track on Drake.

The 2025 Grammys Review

Logan Swieringa, Lila Eddy, and Parker Swaney February 17, 2025

The 67th Annual Grammy Awards were hosted in Los Angeles on February 2, 2025, just weeks after wildfires caused devastation throughout the city. The award show used its platform to raise money and awareness...

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