The Patriot Newspaper

The Student News Site of Central Bucks High School East

The Patriot Newspaper

The Patriot Newspaper

Cover by Beth Garrabrant.

So Tortured, So Poetic.

Jack DeBoyace, Staff Writer April 24, 2024

Taylor Swift’s lyrics are pretty. Pretty in the same way most populist, straight-from-the-Notes-app poetry is— an Instagram caption on speed dial. The other day, one of my friends was wearing a cheery,...

Top 5 Mobile Games at East

Mason Slaughter, Staff Writer March 15, 2024

Clash of Clans Clash of Clans is a strategy-based defense building game, where the player builds and upgrades his own defensives while training an army to attack an opponent’s. For a game that came...

Teacher Feature: Mrs. Bartchak

Teacher Feature: Mrs. Bartchak

Rylee Decker, Staff Writer March 12, 2024

Beginning her career last year, Mrs. Bartchak has made a lasting impression on the student body and her colleagues at East. Growing up in Clinton, New Jersey with a big Italian family began her interest...

Cover by Katia Temkin.

Who’s Afraid of Ariana Grande?

Jack DeBoyace, Staff Writer March 11, 2024

To the chagrin of any chronically online X user, dwelling the cesspits of Pop Base or Pop Crave, Ariana Grande has been dating actor Ethan Slater. With that revelation, back in July of 2023, came a flood...

Teacher Feature: Mr. Harding

Teacher Feature: Mr. Harding

Jack Corrigan, Staff Writer February 28, 2024

Born in Toronto, Canada, Mr. Harding began his eventful career on the ice as a figure skater with his sister when they were young. Eventually he graduated from figure skating and found a new passion in...

Q&A For the Cast of Les Misérables

Q&A For the Cast of Les Misérables

Angelina Fitten, Staff Writer February 12, 2024

Les Misérables is one of the most iconic and longest running musicals. Every line of dialogue is sung to tell an amazing story of an ex-convict, Jean Valjean. Les Mis takes place during the early 19th...

A Review of the 2024 Grammys

A Review of the 2024 Grammys

Maya Trichon, Staff Writer February 7, 2024

This year’s Grammy ceremony showcased terrific performances as well as outstanding fashion on the red carpet. Digging in deeper to the elegance that is exhibited through each singer/songwriter at the...

Central Bucks Easts Fall Show: The Addams Family

Central Bucks East’s Fall Show: The Addams Family

James Wan, Staff Writer January 10, 2024

  The curtains have officially closed for CB Easts fall production of ‘The Adams Family’. The Adams Family is a musical comedy based off the original comics written by Charles Adams, it features...

The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes Review

The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes Review

Molly lang, Staff Writer December 19, 2023

The newly released Hunger Games movie titled The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes serves as a prequel to the original Hunger Games released in 2012. This film will be the fifth installment in The Hunger...

Cover by Aidan Zamiri

The Heavenly Ascent of PinkPantheress

Jack DeBoyace, Staff Writer December 5, 2023

On her debut record, Heaven knows, Walker fleshes out her trademark style of bubbly, fervently “Y2K” soundscapes with polished production at times marred by underwhelming collaborators. No longer...

Fonthill Castle and its Beloved Home: Doylestown

Fonthill Castle and its Beloved Home: Doylestown

Chantal van Dongeren, Editor-in-Chief November 28, 2023

Fonthill Castle—the historical gem standing tall over the beloved town of Doylestown. The iconic photoshoot setting and most unique building in the town… how could anyone not know about Fonthill. Yet...

Cover by Brendon Burton.

Jane Remover Looks from The Outside-In on Census Designated

Jack DeBoyace, Staff Writer October 25, 2023

Earlier this year, Jane Remover, under the moniker leroy, released the 4th installment in their neurotic, chronically online dariacore series, Grave Robbing. A typical “dariacore” song will at once...

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